Newts Everywhere

Oh god, so many newts

Eating Bullets: Thoughts

eatingbullets:

Do you have dents in your wall?

I do.

I knock the wall occasionally when I’m moving furniture or stumbling around drunk and falling over. Small concave abrasions on the animate wall.

…*inanimate. Sorry, it’s cold and my fingers are shaking. Can’t type too clearly.

There’s…

Dave you’re drunk

19 hours ago - 2
GOOD EVENING TUMBLRHOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR TIMEZONE
REALLY THAT’S NICE
ME TOO
EXCEPT NO FUCK YOU 

GOOD EVENING TUMBLR

HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR TIMEZONE

REALLY THAT’S NICE

ME TOO

EXCEPT NO FUCK YOU 

Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles

vernalized:

komute:

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scuttlepig:

jimmoriartys-choice-ass:

mada naku no ni wa hayai yo ne

tada mae ni susumu shikanai wa

iya

iya


P̃ͦ͊͋̔̑O̦̩̬͙͌̋̚N͚͇̭̑̎͗͑͆̀P̼̈͊̃̀̊̑O͈̥̤̯͗̃́͞N̡̯̻̓̀͒ ͙̮̄̇ͨ̍̂́ͅd̷̰͍̭̣̲͔̃̂̈́ͅâ̓̄̒̀sͭͧ͊̂ͬ̈́̉hͤͥ̃̈́̍ͤ͏̲̰i̖̮͉͔̠̼͙͊t̩̤͕̄̋̊̓̍̈́ḛ̶͓̅ͨ͊ s̥̀̐h̺̕ͅi̭̲͖͎͇̓ͥ͌͗ͪͮm̺̲̙̻̈́̅̽ͦ͛̓ͯa͎̯̫͖͍é̮̩̠b̦̬͈̼̋ͪͬ̾͋̇ͅͅa̯̻̻̭̘̠̐̏̓ͮ͘ ̮̲͇͓̺̓̏ͧ̃̇ͯͭȋͩ͂͊ͦ͆̂i҉̤̗̼̖̖͚ ͚̞̼ͦ̃̃͑͋ͨn̲̱̜̮ő̭̠͖̗͉̅ͫ
͙̹̈́͛̐ͭ̚z̼̗̰͙̗͚͈̔e͉͖̼̭̖ͩ̾̋n͕̪̞̦̠̠͇z͖̗̥̙̓ͦ̾̈̌e̬̲̝̤̲̫̮͌̾̃̃̀n̻͔ͫ̋̒ͨ̔ͣ͜ ̱̼̫ś͈͙̦̣̰̫̋h̵̋̃̊͆î͙̺̺͈n̤̣̙̹̥̝ͦͨ͡a̴̠̠͔̽̈́̉ͯ͌i̼̙̍ͬ̍̏ͩͤ̏ ͙̱̣͒ͫ̅̋̏̇̚n̏͗ͣ̅̿ͬo̺͑ͮ́͑ ̲̠̳̺̐͋ͣ͞t͖͔̰̹̽̽s̟͔̖̮̠̰̿͒͂̄ù̖̣̳͉͎̩́ͧͬ͌ͫm̗͂a͚̖͕̩͎r̮̤̮̿ͮă̬̞̙̺̦n͇̦ͫͨͩͫ̒ͨ̓a̩̝͚ͨͨi̟̺̪̞ ̳͓̼̯ͪ́͂d̢̞̻͓̺̈́́̐̌̚ͅe̫̼͈̪̜ͧ͆̋̏ͮͫs͔̭̣͎͓̣̍̒̊ͨ̓̎ͧ͜ͅh͉͉ͨ̎ͪ̕ò̷̩̳͉̰̎̃ͦ̑̎ͣ

ȟ͎̥͑͋̿̏͑̾́e̷̗̰̠̺͇̯ͥͥ̄ͣ̐ͫ̈ͯ̕͡d͖͉͔̭̾ͦ̑̉͡ḍ̱̘͔̆̈́̒̔͠͝o͊̄͂͏͚̣͍f̶̣̬̭̪̪̱̽̈́̾o̪̓ͪ̎̄́͜n̶̵̢̗̰̖͎̳̖̻ͤ̌̉ͮ͗ͭ̇͒ ̷̵̝̣͈͋̽̈́͡k͔͈͚̭͈̬̭͚͛͐̐̕͝a̞̻͙͕̦ͦk̛̝̯͎̫̰̖͗̌ͫ̃͛ͯe̟̮̦̖͚̙͎͚͒͛ͬ͟ṱ̃́̒̇́e̶̺̣͓̗̦̭̗͖͌ͧ͌ͧ̈͗̍ͦ͠ ̭̹̬̤͌̿͛̌͑̍ȓ̪̞͚̳̘̋̌͆ͭ͑ͣ̚͘ì̼̦̼̏̎͡z̷̵͇͔͎͌̉ͣ̈́͋̃ͧụ̘̱̙̟͎̑ͭ̓͐̌ͮ͟͡m̤̳̱̲̎͑̕͠͡u͎̻͓͍̲̪̽̿͛͌ ̥ͤ͂ͭ̀̂̐͘n̋̄҉̲̼͔̱̥͙̞͖íͣͫͤͤ̀̂͏̖͓̖͍ͅ ̷̛̝̤̭͍ͩ̓͂̒͐̐̐ͥǹ̘͎͕̗̠̙̃̾̃̇ͣ̇̽͜ͅͅo̓͊͝͏͕̰͖ͅs̺͇̖͐͗ͯ̂͆ë̴͚̬̻̟̮̠́̾ͧͯ̆t̝͇̫͇̙ͥͮe̬̻̳̲̫̞̖̓̌̂͂ͤ͘͟
̨̘͓͓̞̜̙̝̐̀W̸̧̲̠̤͖̣̺̤ͧͪ̈̀̾A̸̛̱̻̜̖͉͎̱̟̓ͤͩͬ̅Y͕ͥ̊Ẅ͛͏̸̵̘̲͖͚̗A̴̷̡̦͚͒ͯY̼̖͖̙͖̟͕ͣ͋͛̎̈́̑͡ ̸̙̀ͮ̐͒̈ͣ̚a̛̖̜͙͉͇̥̰͗͊ͩͦ͌̃̐k̛̳̮̫̗̺͓̫͚̥̽̈́͠e̸̛͉͇̝̦͓͓̫̱̹̎̈̿t̳̯͉̲̪̫̽ͧͅͅĕ̡ͭ̿͐ͭ͌҉̨̝͖̥̯̝̤͎ ̷̦̱̥̪̺̞ͧ͌̉̏̋̓̔̈́̋̕͜a̛̝̮̎͒̎́t̢̺̼̣̅ͫ̾͗͊̐̀a͓͓̞̙͋̊ͩ̾̓ͫ̍̚̕͡sͯ̑҉̷̳͟ͅh̸̵͕̥̰̬͙̹ͮ̈i̢̩̩̗͚͈̩͖̎̒̚̕͞ ͖̹̓ͤ̇̔̓͊ͭ̎ͫ͜͝n̶̩̉ͯͨ̉̚ͅo̶̙͍̹̬ͧ̾̍̔͊͠ ͕̼͕͚͇̩̤̳̯ͬ͆ͦͩ̔̍ͫ̏͟m̴͇͎̞͍̭͎ͮ̅ͯ͒ͥͧ͊i̼̰̳̭̥̎̿͛̑c̮͚͖̗͙ͮͪ̉͂̓h̴̫͉̠͍̺̫̬̳̓͂͘ͅĩ̡̗̺̮̊ͤ̂́ ̈́̍̉͊́͗͏̛͔͈̭̠̘̫͉w͍̺͊o̤̩͍̻͇͕̜̱͐̔̕
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̞̺̱̣͎͚̩̙̀͛͢͠P̡̦͈ͬ̅̅̾ͦ̀O̊̏̏̋̓̄͏̰͈̥̙N͍̗͚̠̲̩̗̜͇ͩ̓̓̓͂͌̾͟P̴̥̞͓̟̗ͤ̒̂ͫ̆Ȏ̸́̇̒̈̉͏̭͉̲̞̺͕̬͓N̢ͪ̊ͨ̒͐ͬ͛ͨ̉҉͓͕̲͜ ̨̣̲̝̑͂̾͐ͬͪ̐̆s̢̭̳ͥ̉ͤͧͭ̈ͧ̈́͒͢u͔̺̠̪̩ͨ̓͑̾ͬͫ̇̀͝ͅs̡̯̙̼̙͖̓̽̐͠ͅu̶̶͇̗̟̲͇̻̺̯͔ͧ͢m̸̢͔̘̠͕͉ͬͬ̒͢u̠̣͙͍ͨ̈͐̓̉͊̈͑͢ ̻̭͎̻̯̣͑̌͡ͅi̴̩̼͉͇̺͖̲̫̲͑̊̈ͧ͋̄̂̕͢ŗ̶͈̰̀͐ͦ̍́̇̌̎͝o͌̈́͑͛́͏̰͉̦̥̯͍͟͠i̭̥̬̜̺͔̯̿̄͆r̛̛̮̭͕̲͇̹̭͉̓ͪ̉͜oͥ̅̔ͭͭ̐́͏͓̣͝ ̗̥͎̪͕̳͖̠̉̒̄̄ͪ̎̔͠n̡̳̗̪͇ͬͯ̃̓ͣ̅͞a͔̥ͤ̈́̍͆̏ ̯̬̣̥͌͂ͦ̐͑k̡̨̤̖̘͇̫ͬ̆̊͐ͥ̌͡ơ̢͖͒͊̚͠t̨̖̻̱̫͎̭̙̪̉̕o̞̗̬͆́ͤ̅͠

d̴̮̗͍̫͕̥̘͈̼̙̱̻̻̟́̂̽͌̇̎́̾͆̅ͩ͘̕͜ǫ̶̯̹̦̥̘̝̞̇̆̊ͪ͆̈́̐̿̆͌͟͡n̸̡̺̮̮̫̰̻͖̱̪̠̠͚̟̮̖͔͗ͥ̂͛ͬ͋̀̅̿ͨ͐͛͑ͫ͒̇͐͢͞d̸̻͉̲͓̳͍͇́̏ͣ̈͊ͮ̍̍̓̽̇̚͞ȏ̴̡̧̼͍͎̪͓̺̫̻ͤ͐ͤ́̄̅̄͌ͨ͂̂̑́͞ͅͅn̶̛̬͙̯̝͎ͮ͆̓̈̎ͨ̊̏̀ͦ͊̒̃́ͦ́͢ ̛̰̬̳̼̦͔͖̹̜̣̪̜̯̭̓͐̽ͤ̓̇̍̚͢͢͠k̸̢͒ͭ̈̈́̒ͧ͒̽͛͏̪̼̠̥̤̺̳̼͔̙̟̗͍̯̕i̴̛͇͚̞̟̟̭̫̰̙̥͔̝̣̤̺ͣ̈́͗̾̈̍̕t̴̃̍̓ͭ̑̆̚҉̲̫̭͙̪̦̳̞̭̙̭̩̤̺̤e̢̒̍̎̒ͧ̒̇ͪ̿̔̃̈͛ͫ̒ͩ̔͢҉̡̧͖̣͇̯̙̲̬̞̣̗̻r̸̡̛͕̮̮͇̟̦̱̱͈̝͖͚͙͓͓̻ͮ͂̐͂̐̂̃͒̆ͦ͌͗͂ǘ̵̸̻̦͈͍̹̠̦͎̠̭͚͎̙̩̥ͧ͐͋ͨ̾ͤͭ͌̐̚̕͜ͅ?͑̆̈́ͥ͗͌ͫͨͣ̈͒ͩ͗͊̚͢҉͇͎͓͍̤̝̮̻̖̻̯͔͔̝̜͕̜̜̼ ̳͖̖̣͊ͥͩ̾̈́̃̓̽ͥͦ̂͐̿́̏̊̓̑̇͢͞͡ȃ̘̣͉̗͔̥͎̦͊̈̃̇ͥ̊̎͑͌ͮ́ͧ͐́ͣ̐͊̔͟͝ͅn̸̡̨͎̥͕͚̥̳̰͎̯ͯ͊̃͗͋̃̃͛̿̚̚͡ͅͅa̡̢̻̲̘̜̙ͮ̂̊̄͞ͅt̵̘̰͓̣̣̳͎͕̯͐͊̏̄͋̓̈́̄̐́́͝͡a̴̵͔̞̮͚̲͉ͧ̋̒ͮͬ̏ͣ̒͜͜͠ ̅͐̎ͭ̑͏̸̵҉̨̬̹̱̳̩͇̲̫ņ̶͇̯͕̠̙̰̝̖͕̪̼̹̐̍͂̉ͪ͌͒ͧͤͥͦ̾̎̒ͅo̴̳͎̹̭̹̮̱͉͇̜͇͆̎͒͂͋ͧ̀ͅ ̡̼͓̣̣̘͎̪̫̙̠̙̰͍͉͍̠͌͋̂̑̀͜k͍͚̮̹͚̦̜̮̤̼̱͈̩̽̇ͨ̽̄͑ͯͬ̅ͧ͑ͪ̾͜͢͠i̛̲̯̙̞͎̮̹̝̯̦̝̟͉ͩ̓̄ͬ͢m̡͕̫̙̠͙͕̠̳͎̖͆ͬ̈ͬ͐͠o̴͊͂ͯ̌̑̓͒́ͬͭͯ̎ͧ҉̘̺̘̯̬̫̹͚̗̪̥͙̥̘͇̞́c̴̟̮̟͙̥̜̥̩̠ͦ͛̊ͣ̚͠ͅh̵̙̘̱̭̭̘̺̫̙͓̳̗̩̤͎̲ͥ̉̂͊̂͛̂͛ͮͥͭ̇̌̾͑̚̕̕͠͝ỉ̵̜͇̠̩̻͍̳̩̼̜͉͉̹͐̉̑̐ͦ̄́ͅͅ
̴̢̜̟͖̣̳͇̊̉̇ͫͯ͘͝P̶͙̘̙̲̠̭̮͖̭͇̗͙̬̙͇̻̓̍͆̿ͤ̿̿̿͛ͥ̽̎ͣ̊̚͞O̞͔̪̪̮͍͇̫̥͍̗ͤ͑ͮ̍͆̿̅̆ͬ̑̚͞Ȉ̴͍̪̳̾̒̀̅ͭ̾͋̌̚͟͝ͅP̵̡̳͖͍̯̦̠̰̣̙̯̺̌̉͌̿̎̽̃̓͛̕͘Ò̴̢̨̿̐̉̄͛ͫͬ̓ͫ͐ͧ̆ͥ̎̓҉̞̺̙̺̗̮̜͚̩͍̙̫I̺̯̤͙̬̰͚͍̻͍̒̂ͬͥ̈ͬ̃ͣ͋ͧ͆̓̎̚͘͝ ̵̧̨͇̬̥̯͕̮̝͉̠̦̟͔͈̮͔ͮ͒ͧ̈ͤ͊̍͂̓͆ͥ̊̀̉͌̋́͟š̶̶̗͖͈͔̯͉͚͖̳̱̼͖̅͐ͨͤͪͣͫ̿ͮͦ̇̅̓̐ͪ͊́͟͡ų̛̪̬̠͚̱̩̣̖͓̟̀̐ͯ͆͋̍ͪ͊̇̈́͘͞͠t̫͕̦͇̰̳̫͉̬͑́ͣ̾̀̓ͫͧ́̀͢͢e̢͍̯̻̘̳̣̱̭͚̬̙̯̼̥̠̊ͤͮ̐ͫ͋̃͠r̵̶̦̜̘͇̙̠̟͙̼̫̥̺̭̗͂̇ͤͣͩ̌̽̌ͣ̓u̶̸͍̫̺̥̪̤̻̺̣ͭ̏̉͋̔̈́͐ͬ̈̓ͩ͟ͅͅ ̶̵̞̖̪̮̬̝̳̮͛̾ͨ͟͞w̵̯̪̼̩͙ͦ͋͐̑ͧ͗ͧ̓͟͝͡͞a̧̢͙̲̜̲͙͔̝̦̜̞̦̝̞̗ͦ̃ͧ͘͜͠r̸̨̯̘͔̹̫ͫͧͧ̏̐̈́̾̔͊͒̒̓ͣ̇̓̓͢ũ̷̶̧̠̰̦̳̘͓͚͈̼̬͆̀̇̃ͅͅį̧̭̘̳̺͎ͪͧ͂̇͌ͫ͌͊ͫ̏ ̶̢̡̜̗̦̺͈̲͔̖͓̺̞̼̯́̔͆ͨ̇̌̄̑͗ͪk̷̢͌̆ͭͤ̓̂͂ͨ̀́҉̫̳͙̳̭̟̲̭̖̳̻̯͔̲͉͍o̧͍̝͈̗͌ͤͯ͑͟ ̵̶̷̨̲͕̱̳̝͖̲̖͓̫͂̓͆͋̾w̡̧͍̞̱̬̞͎̘̼̳̺̗̦̘͔̩ͮ̑͗̓̽̓̀ͥ̽̋ͮ̇ͩͦ͊̕͟͠ͅa̻̺̻̗̝̫̟̠̥̞̾ͬ̿̊̾͢͞͡͞ ͌͋ͧ̀ͣ̓̑̅͐ͮͯͩ̈ͥ̚̚҉̷̧̢̩̳̞̝͙̯͙̺d̞̫͙̬̖̰̱̙̠͕̔̄̽̋ͮ͘a̛̛̬̤̰̼̋͂ͫ̍͗̃ͨ̏̑ͧ͌ͥ͒͌ͩr̺͕̲͔̦̔̀͂̆͋͆̈́ͤͯ͗͊̕͢͝͠͞ëͥ̄̿ͪͬ̚҉̴̷͎̖̪̗̀?̓̇̌ͬ͏͏̸̺̤͈̰̠̳̲̤̬̼͇̪̻͇͚͠
̴̼̪̝̰̬͙̙̠̳̼̻ͯ̋̑͊̄͑̒͋̾̐͞s̙̻̳͇̯ͨ͛̇͛͛̋ͮ̅͌ͮͥ̿ͮͣ̊̔͠͡͞ö̼͙̼̙͔̘̰̬̦̟̳̭̪͉͚̬́̅ͯ̎̊͊͒͒ͫ͆̽͜͞͞u̡̹͈̱͈̭̺̦͈̜͚̅ͥ͋̍ͮ̎̅ͬͬ̾̇ͨͧͩ́̕͜͡ͅs͔̖̥̼̭̠̲̟̞͓̆ͭ̀̑͑̾ͯ̓͑̒̋ͨ̆ͪ̚̕͞ȍ̷ͫ̑̓͗͒͒ͪ҉̥̖̺̦͈ͅu̿̅ͤ͑̓̀̄̈́̄ͮ͆͗ͨͭͣ҉̵̝̱̘̬̯͟ ̡̧̡̨̻̠̦̻̦̫̎͗ͬ͋ì̻͍̟͔̥̲͕̼̣͉͍̫̞̗̣̘̇̅ͧ̉̃̒͒̚̕͝ͅͅi̧̛̺͚̹̮̞̱̥̮̬͒̃̂̆̽ͥ̒̿́̚ ̸̧̪͔̮͈̣̠̾ͬ̔̾́͞͠kͩͦͦ́̀ͬ̓ͬ̑̾̈́̊̀̃̀ͥͭ̌҉̸̴̷̺͇͚͈̦̳̞͝ͅo̶̧ͮ̋ͮͦ̽̎͗͆ͩ́ͫ̈́̌̋ͬ̑͏̴͇͉̥͙͔̻̙̱͎ͅ ́ͪ͑͂ͧ̀ͭ̿̇ͫ̒̽͊ͤ̇̾͞҉̢̲̥͚̪̰͙̱̺͈͉͉̺͎́͘a̶̷̩͕̼̞͉̯̭̰͋ͥ̔̅͋̊ͣͫͨ̐ͫ͆̚͟a̖̟̫̮̠̝͉͈͔̽͗ͫ͗ͪ̍͊͋ͩͦ̀̂ͬ̈́͠͠
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eatingbullets:

salamandridae:

eatingbullets:

salamandridae:

eatingbullets:

Me, for the past 18 years

18 years, you say?Stranger: Oh, what a cute baby! Is it a boy or a girl?Your mother: LOL YOU SOUND LIKE THAT GUY FROM THE DIGIMON THINGYou: MOM NO STOP

problem, Mr Salamander? 

gomenasai mimi

momo pls

palmen pls

eatingbullets:

salamandridae:

eatingbullets:

salamandridae:

eatingbullets:

Me, for the past 18 years

18 years, you say?

Stranger: Oh, what a cute baby! Is it a boy or a girl?
Your mother: LOL YOU SOUND LIKE THAT GUY FROM THE DIGIMON THING
You: MOM NO STOP

problem, Mr Salamander? 

gomenasai mimi

momo pls

palmen pls

eatingbullets:

salamandridae:

eatingbullets:

Me, for the past 18 years

18 years, you say?Stranger: Oh, what a cute baby! Is it a boy or a girl?Your mother: LOL YOU SOUND LIKE THAT GUY FROM THE DIGIMON THINGYou: MOM NO STOP

problem, Mr Salamander? 

gomenasai mimi

eatingbullets:

salamandridae:

eatingbullets:

Me, for the past 18 years

18 years, you say?

Stranger: Oh, what a cute baby! Is it a boy or a girl?
Your mother: LOL YOU SOUND LIKE THAT GUY FROM THE DIGIMON THING
You: MOM NO STOP

problem, Mr Salamander? 

gomenasai mimi

eatingbullets:

Me, for the past 18 years

18 years, you say?Stranger: Oh, what a cute baby! Is it a boy or a girl?Your mother: LOL YOU SOUND LIKE THAT GUY FROM THE DIGIMON THINGYou: MOM NO STOP

eatingbullets:

Me, for the past 18 years

18 years, you say?

Stranger: Oh, what a cute baby! Is it a boy or a girl?
Your mother: LOL YOU SOUND LIKE THAT GUY FROM THE DIGIMON THING
You: MOM NO STOP

morelikestinker:

we can do it professor

morelikestinker:

we can do it professor

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toodlemcnoodle:

burningheartss:

binchan:

anacryingalonewithclarinet:

cheese-for-everyone:

rosalarian:

jetbunny:

catbountry:

zetarays:

zombiexbraaains:

stroudcloud:

actionhank:

rangerkimmy:

rebbe:

chicksdigthephoenix:

pookie-is-a-corewhore:

mind-fuck1010011010:

Still Alive from Portal, slowed down 800%

oh my god ;______;

this is what you hear when you die

this is what your brain plays

fuck this is so beautiful

DUDE

is this what the sound of a million cherubs coming down from the Heavens is like? have I died and went to Heaven when I was destined for Hell? jesus, this is beautiful

holy god

I-I… I don’t know who I am anymore.

Animal Collective science all up on my blog.

the hell

Loving this so much.

Oh wow……„

ANGELS SINGING„,

oooooooh my eaaaarrrrs
music-gasm

yes perfect

i like this

umu

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saywhiplash:

geoffreymation:

ice-valkyrie:


“The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com

I need this in my life.

YES
FINALLY

saywhiplash:

geoffreymation:

ice-valkyrie:

“The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com

I need this in my life.

YES

FINALLY

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